09/16/13: Tummy Ache, Avoidable! / Tower

Not all that’s pretty is tasty. Don’t make your decisions based on presentation, and you can avoid a tummy ache. Ha!

09/16/13: Tummy Ache, Avoidable! / Tower Everyday Tarot
The Tower

Oh man…what do I do with The Tower? At least we’ve got the lovely, colorful Jell-O mold skirt version. That softens it up, don’t you think? Hell. Last time I got this version, I think I advised everybody to keep on clean underwear.

How do you top a recommendation for clean underwear?!?

Facade is not reality, so don’t buy into facade. Put your money on humble and stable now, that’s what is true. Realistic promises for realistic expectations lead to solid satisfaction. The glittery, shiny, and flashy self-proclaimed WHATEVER on that potluck table is a prop, not the Holy Grail of potluck cuisine.

In other words, no matter how pretty the Jell-O sculpture, if you feel a little suspicious considering a serving, just assume it’s harboring some nasty surprises. Don’t eat that crap! If you end up with food poisoning, you’ll have nobody to blame but yourself.

You seeing some fakery on the table?

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  1. SpaCeRockz says:

    Right on the money with one! Feeling like this at work.. not planning on eating that crap & getting sick off their negativity & immaturity!!!
    Thanks for the message Dixie!!